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Published Monday 12th May 2008 09:41 GMT

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Define Farcical. 

By tardigrade
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:16 GMT
Dead Vulture

This is descending into complete farce now. First the Borg can't buy something, then Yahoo!'s enemies enemy becomes their friend. yadda yadda yadda.

I've got an idea why don't Micropimp, Yahoo! and Google all merge into one company called Microhoogle! and then just STFU.

Dirty Tricks? 

By RickyTheRiot
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:40 GMT

You really have to hope that it's not dirty tricks being used here. Sure we all know that they happen in big business, but to hijack minority groups to do Microsoft's bidding? Surely even they aren't that low.

Google-Yahoo 

By Neil Daniels
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:50 GMT
Paris Hilton

Hasn't this all happened before?

Paris just because...

A monopoly you say? 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:53 GMT
Joke

"...They warn that any tie-up between the two companies would create an effective monopoly on internet searching."

C'mon! Does anyone really use Yahoo! to search?

@RickyTheRiot 

By Mike Crawshaw
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 11:00 GMT
Happy

"Surely even they aren't that low."

HAHAHA!!!!

That was a true "mouthful of coke meet monitor" moment!

Yahoo Tards 

By Aodhhan
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 12:39 GMT

Yahoo! doesn't seem to understand they are making a deal with the devil. Google believes you should keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. So close, you can eventually take them over and knock out Yahoo!'s board of tards.

RE:Yahoo Tards 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 15:01 GMT

right... because MS always so friendly only wanted to help yahoo by buying it...

what makes you think that yahoo isn't thinking the same and keeping their enemies closer?

You'll pry my Yahoo out of my cold, dead hands 

By Daniel B.
Posted Monday 12th May 2008 18:11 GMT

Really. I'd rather see a Google-Yahoo deal than let Microsopht take over Yahoo!. I think Google understands this, and would prefer to have its rival healthy than having to confront its archnemesis fused with Yahoo!

Google and Yahoo Merger 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 13th May 2008 06:45 GMT

Maybe the two companies can merge and call the new entity Google with the the "oo" coming from Yahoo in a symbolic representation of Google having taken their gonads.

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