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Comments on ‘'Safe' mobile phone battery firm goes titsup’UK punters don't want protectingPublished Friday 25th April 2008 08:02 GMT
so it protects by EMITTING radiation!By Tim
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 08:35 GMT
No wonder it failed, No single report has conclusively proved that the uniform radiation that they seem to think is emitted causes cancer, infact they cant really prove anything. Still, you can make money of anyone who panics these days. I think i will start a battery company that helps prevent terrorist attacks (by emitting anti terror radiation) Bonuses...By Andrew Moore
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 08:37 GMT
>including £65,000 in staff bonuses in 2007. Which was probably split £64,000 between the 2 directors and £1000 for everyone else. So to combat people being injured by radio...By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 08:43 GMT
... they're going to pump more of it at them? Either it's going to be completely ineffective or it'll cause even more problems. Also, mobile phones are pretty much safe. Thumbs up as I'm glad they went out of business. Scaremongers like this usually do... I've got one of theseBy Phil Huff
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 09:58 GMT
No really, I do. I was sent it free to trial it. Since using it in my SE phone for the last year or so, I've lost weight, got a new car and been on holiday to Las Vegas and Shanghai. There's no actual evidence that they could be linked to the battery, but it's got to be more than just coincidence. Hasn't it? @Tim Re: Anti-Terror batteriesBy Tim J
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 14:36 GMT
Where do I get one? Together we can defeat the evil alkquaedaline terrorists who threaten our world with their powerful zinc and manganese dioxide reactions, loudspeakers easier :)By Steve Liddle
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 20:36 GMT
Tend to use the loudspeaker option on personal and work phone, use it more or less like the star trek communicator - it's held in front of the face about a foot away, no more headaches by having it next to the ear :) Two commentsBy Captain DaFt
Posted Saturday 26th April 2008 04:34 GMT
@Tim: Don't call it anti terror radiation! You'll frighten potential customers with those words, Instead say,"Generates a comforting, terrorist free field." The sucke... er, customers will come flocking! (Geez, doesn't anybody pay attention to market speak anymore?) @ Steve Liddie: So that was YOU bellowing on the bus? How're them hemorrhoids coming along? (Everybody within earshot heard about them!) Anti-terrorist batteries......By Andy Worth
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 07:03 GMT
I can see the advertising campaign now.....man standing using a phone with a normal battery, being harrassed by a heavily bearded Bin-Laden lookalike.....cut to the man with the patented "terrorstop" battery and the same terrorist being held back by an invisible field like a mime artist. Also, scientific tests have proven that the field radiated from the anti-terror battery will stop a terrorist bullet before it reaches your head. Money back if you are not satisfied..... The period for commenting on this story has finished |
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