It's a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.

Or so my phone tells me.

Mine's the one with the deerstalker in the pocket.

between a can of soup and an Andy Warhol painting of a can of soup?

that is no moon....

ok ok I am going to need to shove

This cow is *small*, those cows are *far away*.

Easy: one of them's mass produced crap; the other is ...

Actually I see what you mean.

Clerk - "What is that in his pocket? Is he trying to steal something?"

Lanehawk - "It's not a banana."

I'll need me coat. No heckling needed.

If there are two sites with info on the item: one, a recognized and authoritative site with accurate and useful information, such as the Tourism Board for that very city, and the other site is a paid cron- er, associate of the service, or maybe Wikipedia, and the person who set the service up was a cron- er, associate of Wikimedia; which site do you think will come up?

It's the plaid oversize with squirt lapel flower.

Imagine if coppers had these!

'No, that's a Brasilian electrician.'