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Am I missing something? 

Posted Monday 31st December 2007 16:47 GMT

Why would anybody pay to watch video on a mobile phone?

I can understand why I might pay for mobile internet access - that gives me unlimited video entertainment and information - I just watched an interesting and amusing documentary on the banking system on my wirelessly connected laptop - but why would I pay to watch a rerun on a screen thats 4% of the area of my laptop?

maybe we're too old. 

Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 21:31 GMT

Paris Hilton

I had some video clips on my '3' phone only cuz they were free at the time.

Kids waste lots money on this stuff not sure if 'Red Dwarf' is popping.

Cat says... 

Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 05:22 GMT

Coat

That's mine, and that's mine, those are mine, and that.....

Missing something? 

Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 07:46 GMT

I'm missing a "<". Can we pleeeeease have an XHTML story now?

Smeg off 

Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 09:25 GMT

Alert

"Step up to Red Alert!"

"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. "

"I give up, it's a banana" 

Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 12:07 GMT

Paris Hilton

What sort of smeghead will be silly enough to cough up three quid a week?

Mainly those who believe that Arnold J. Rimmer is a vastly misunderstood character, I guess

"For just three pounds a week you get a new picture of Kochanski"

(maybe not such a bad idea after all)

Scutters v's K9

Who would win

@Keith T 

Posted Thursday 3rd January 2008 01:45 GMT

But which Kochanski? Gotta be Claire Grogan

Anyway it's a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Playing on Dwarf Fans 

Posted Friday 4th January 2008 11:36 GMT

Because we all want to see what Rimmer did next, unfortunately it may never appear (they have trouble getting all the cast together for filming, they are all too busy now, shame).

Twist my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska

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